Another year has arrived, and on the Thursday before Halloween Mommy and Daddy host all of your fears inside of their house. A Chamber of Modern Terrors and Social Anxieties that you will consume through an immersive theatre experience. Altered Reality, Interactive Spectacles and Twisted Testimonials as a Vortex of Fear opens up and devours everything.
Are you afraid of the DARK? You will become Darkness.
Are you afraid of COMMITMENT? Your boy/girl/friend is here with a justice of the peace.
Are you afraid of SPIDERS? We have a spider.
Are you afraid of DISAPPOINTING YOUR PARENTS? Too bad. We invited them, and they don't get what any of this is.
Are you afraid of HOMOSEXUALITY? We are giving out free samples, and its you.
Are you afraid of EXPRESSING YOUR OPINION? We will make you write an op-ed or something.
Are you afraid of BUTTS? Look out behind you, our finger is in yours.
ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE ALL OF YOUR FEARS ARE INSIDE OF THIS HOUSE.
Also, there will be comedy, and this show is 95% cheaper than Sleep No More.