THE COMEDY OLYMPICS is a storytelling/improv/impressions/fart sounds/accents/miming/rhyming/on-the-spot-dance competition that will determine ONCE AND FOR ALL who is gold-medal funny and who is a fucking loser.
Each athlete will compete in storytelling as well as one other event that Ihaven't decided on yet!
WHO WILL WIN?! The audience will be the judge!
The following athletes will compete (BUT ONLY ONE WILL TAKE HOME THE PRIZE):
Matt Strickland competing for ARRAKIS
Charlie Walden jointly representing VATICAN CITY and BUTTHOLETOPIA
Sandy Honig competing for HERSELF and ONLY HERSELF
Drew Luster representing the entirety of ASIA
Lauren Brickman competing for IRELAND
John Zachary Townsend representing the JZTEAM
Carmen Christopher of CONGO
Jared Weil pushing the political and athletic agenda of PALESTINE
Shannon Odell going all in for NEW JERSEY
and hometown girl Marika Zappas shredding for SHAUN WHITE'S AMERICA
and your Host/Head Judge/Olympic Coordinator and 5 time Gold Medalist in Overall Comedic Sensibility and Prestige, Alise Morales
whoever wins gets a medal!