Alise Morales is a comedy writer, performer, voice actress, and podcaster. Alise is best known for her work as the writer of the Betches Sup newsletter, and co-host of the Betches Sup podcast, which she left in October of 2023 after eight wonderful years. Her writing has been featured in Flexx Mag, Reductress, Above Average, PureWoW, Betches and more. In 2012 she was a featured standup in MTVU's College Quickies series and was a member of the video sketch trio Horrible Insane Girl, which premiered on IFC's Comedy Crib in May 2015. In 2016, Alise was one of the winners of the NBC/UCB Diversity Scholarship Showcase, and her series Triffany & Briffney was an official comedy selection for 2016's New York TV Fest.  Alise also performed on UCB's Lloyd Night from 2015-2018

Alise’s original show, The Roast of Your Teenage Self, toured across the country and was featured in the 2017 and 2019 New York Comedy Festivals. In 2019 it became its own podcast on the All Things Comedy Network and debuted at #2 on Spotify’s trending podcasts. Alise has appeared on Hulu's Difficult People, Late Night with Seth Meyers, and The Chris Gethard Show. You can also catch her voicing Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez on Showtime’s Our Cartoon President, as Village Voice secretary Isobel on The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel season 4, and as ‘Virtue Signal’ anchor Lila Moreno on seasons 1 and 2 of Stephen Colbert’s Tooning Out the News. Recently Alise was selected as part of a group of 12 exciting up-and-coming actors and comedians for the 2023 CBS Showcase. Her latest project, the Go Touch Grass Podcast, premiered on the Headgum network in December 2023.

Alise’s first book I’m a Fucking Puzzle Genius was released in 2020 and her second, Zodiac Connections: A Book of Astrological Numbers and Lists was released in 2023. Her next book Things Your Astrologer Should Have Told You will be out next year.

This year, as always, she hopes to start wearing more adventurous types of pants.